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Funny Proverbs as Facebook status updates

I found some Funny proverbs that can be Your Facebook status updates to make your friends  lol ! ! !

So post these as your Facebook status updates and get more likes… Enjoy

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****    Sex is not the answer for everything.  Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. :p

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***** Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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***      We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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***** If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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***     We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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****   Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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***** To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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****   Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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***** Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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***   You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.  :p

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**** Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. Truth

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***     To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Lol !

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***** If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

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Be Smart and simple Buddy :)

 

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